Dick & Romanzo
Dick and Romanzo chatting about their adventures.
Dick to Romanzo:
So Romanzo, what’s bothering your mind?
– I had a date last night..
Oh, but that’s wonderful, what did you do?
– Oh, we went to the movies, we saw a rerun of that lovely, romantic Titanic..
Yup, that’s a good choice for a date.
– That’s right, and after that we had a nice meal with champange and candles and stuff..
Sounds good, sounds good..
– Then we took a cab to my hotel lobby bar and grabbed a couple of drinks and we danced a bit..
Sure you did, you’re a fantastic dancer Romanzo. But did you take it any further?
– Of course I did, after that we went up to my room and made love!
Oh you did it?! How nice. So what’s the problem with that?
– He didn’t give me any satisfaction..
He!! He?? You made love to a man??!?!
– Ooooh, yeah! This time it was a man!
Romanzo, you sick bastard!! You’re such a pervert!!
– Don’t know about that, but he had a much smaller penis, than I do. Haha haha hahaa!!
Romanzo to Dick:
– You know what pisses me off?
No, what’s that?
– When you’re in bed with 3 attractive woman and the least attractive is begging you: ”Please save it for me”..
I know, I know. It’s terrible.
– Yeah, it happens to me all the time.
Dick to Romanzo: